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News / Storytime with the legendary DEADShotMartini
July 14, 2022, 08:19:57 AM

Today is my 24th birthday so to celebrate let's have a throwback. 2022 also marks just over 10 years since I first joined a server. I found Kai's cracked launcher on piratebay around Christmas 2011 when I got my very first laptop, however this was not the first server I joined. His launcher came pre-loaded with a number of servers and the one I joined first was one owned by someone who went by the name of LonelyGhost16. However within the week of me joining he had shut his server down and so came Kai's, which back then was know as ServerCraft. I initially thought this place was an absolute shithole because I couldn't leave the spawn area. I had absolutely no idea what "/warp spawn" meant and I just kept dying in the lava pit you couldn't cross without warping. My greatest claim to fame in these times was my faithful recreation of Villa Auditore from Assassins Creed. The server had an Admin by the name of Kody (A person Kai knew personally IRL from what I remember), who turned out to be a massive AC fan, and when he heard of my build he checked it out and gave me a free rank upgrade. f**king. SCORE. The admins were basically Kai's irl friend group and it was nice to get to know them.

I keep playing, meet new people (MrCG, Vida, Earl, DeadCell, Prash, Diion, MrBuble and everyone else who's in game name now escapes me), we expanded as a server, built some shit and had some fun. Eventually server staff applications were open and I applied, being one of the first people to get in and got my fancy new name: ScS_Roach. People on the server staff team got to have their own little moniker next to their name and rank, and if memory serves me right I ended up being "King of Mean". Cringe. A little while later, around the end of Spring 2012 the server had an identity change. ServerCraft was gone and in comes the legenday KaiseCraft (v1)

Being the addicted teenager with nothing else to do, every waking moment I had I spent on this server, taking maybe 1-2 hour breaks every evening to play League of Legends (speaking of addictions...). Many things happened and much fun was had (and many people were annoyed by me abusing my server staff powers). I remember one distinct event that happened around 2012-2013 where someone who used to be affiliated with the admins/Server who had gone away a little while before ended up getting into the servers commands on the hosting website and hacked it, griefing a lot of the map and changing everybody's rank to [COCKMUNCHER]. I watched this as it begun and saw it till he finally gave up. I force rebooted the server at least 20 times in the span of 3 hours that day just to annoy him enough to get him to piss off. It worked.

KcV1 never ended up dying. Rather Kai wasn't interested in continuing the server and the files were handed over to a man who was another server staff member called "Fulksayyan", a guy who, lets say, most of us didn't get along with on with. He had repurposed the KcV1 files and rebooted it under the name MDyndamics. The people who did get along with him ended up going with him to work on this new server. The man also responsible for paying the bill on the server and forums for KcV. MisterDarkness  (or something close to that) ended up going as well. To this day that man's bank account is responsible for the fact these forums remain online (at least I believe so).

Fastfoward a little bit to autumn of 2013 and the old skype squad gets hit up by Kai saying he's interested in firing up another server. Old players catch wind and make their return along with new people joining us and so KaiseCraft v2 began, and boy we had some fun didn't we? KcV2 only lasted for less than a year but in the time that it existed we had a server with a population of old players from ServerCraft/KcV1 as well as the new players from Kai's latest launcher releases. My babies such as Nyanland, the Krusty Krab Klan, the dumbass midnight group Skype sessions and the countless shacks in the woods with random underground labs are creations I still remember.

Unfortunately our end came to in June 2014. It's been 8 years since we closed up shop and it's lovely to see the familiar names still yeet random messages in the forums.

Me? Somehow I ended up getting a Masters degree in Chemistry working with a very well respected professor for my Masters Research project. I now have a very good job that has absolutely f**k all to do with my degree. Overall very little has changed. I still play video games and watch anime. Oh, and I think I got a little better at guitar.

My Discord is 🍸˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞˞#2574 if anyone wants to say hi, and to top it all off how about I DOXX myself like I did back in 2013 with today vs 9 years ago IRL pictures. I ended up bringing the iconic hair back today.

To those who read this, and those who don't: I hope you are all well, and everything continues going well. Have fun!

Kai if you ever lurk here, I noticed you deleted your Facebook I used to have you added on. Drop me a message sometime. And thank you for deciding to crack a game. Your decision to do so created a community that clearly many of us still remember quite fondly.

Other / Re: Testing the waters
November 19, 2018, 07:02:44 AM
Huh i go on here for the first time in half a year and someone makes a post 24 hours prior.

I went from dabbing on brazilians to dabbing on the haters. Hbu

March 19, 2018, 02:48:33 AM
With 2018 in full swing i look back and realise I, as a young 13 year old padwan, first logged onto Kai's server over 6 years ago now, and its already been 3 1/2 years since the last iteration shut down for good (RIP in pieces  :'( )

I find myself coming back to this forum every now and then to be pleasantly surprised that I'm always within 6 months of a familiar face making a post somewhere in this group, be it in the shoutbox or on a 4 year old thread.

What I'm saying is, to anyone reading this now and at any point in the future (preferably before i go 6 feet under) if any of you here remember me, the benevolent senior moderator/pseudo admin who went by the name of DEADShot, and to those of you who are old f**ks like me who will know me as KcS / ScS_Roach, feel free to hit me up anytime, be it through a DM on this website, on Steam (deadshotmartini), my Discord (Martin#2574), hell feel free to message me on any of those and ask me for my Facebook page, I've got some of the old players from here on there already (Im looking at you Kai and Jack). My Skype is deadshotmartini as well but lets be honest who uses that anymore.

I'd be cool to catch up, in any way whatsoever, with some people i spoke to for almost half a decade.

Also on the off chance that my boi Zlexy is reading this. I hope you're beating the shit out of those criminals good and proper.

God f**king bless you all
News / Re: Phoenix Realms - The Unveiling
February 07, 2016, 06:17:08 AM
Well isnt this an interesting development?

Hi guys, old timer Sr Mod here. It's sad that over time we have lost many players, watching them come and go, but what makes up for this is the fact i see so many great faces and old friends back on this cesspool that i spent my life on.

I'll be sure as hell taking part in this one.

Long time no see people, and see you soon!
News / Re: Who's left?
July 27, 2015, 07:28:14 PM

The good days

The even better days of what very few of us remember as ServerCraft

and finally

Soon after we became known as KaiseCraft, i met jack and this project is how we became friends. Fun fact: We released this onto on May 19th 2012 and as of today, 3 years 2 months and 8 days later is has 545 downloads <3

And how am i doing you ask? Shit, i f**king hate life, i have to apply to University soon. I miss being 13 and messing around with World Edit on Kai's server as a Senior Mod D:
News / Re: Dear Kai...
March 17, 2015, 06:15:58 AM
If you ever find a game worth a damn starting a server then imma buy it. Simple as. Im down for anything
News / Re: Dear Kai...
March 16, 2015, 09:35:31 AM
sometimes i like to run around in circles throwing water balloons filled with battery acid into playschool playgrounds.
News / Re: Still lingering about
August 27, 2014, 12:34:51 AM
Quote from: rimrimat on August 22, 2014, 09:24:27 PM
The future of MC, looks real!
The new MC patch looks fantastic.
News / Re: Still lingering about
August 22, 2014, 07:10:34 PM
News / Re: Still lingering about
August 15, 2014, 02:49:45 AM
14/08/2014 (08/14/2014 for you Amerifags)

>Found link in Chromes new tab list of pages
>Saw there were posts
>Made a reply to this one

>Story of my life

One Direction - Story of My Life
Would i be able to get a copy of the World and the warps in it so i can find all my old builds? If so that'd be great.

Also you probably don't, but it's worth a shot asking anyway, but do you by any chance have a copy of the ServerCraft world from around the beginning of March 2012? The one before we got a new world and renamed to "KaiseCraft". If you do it'd be godly if i was able to have a copy of that.
Well, these past 3 and a half years have surely been a hell of a f**king ride. Being on the server since December 2011, i have been able to witness the path that this server has took. I'd like to thank Kai for providing us with the platform to be able to meet new people from around the world, for providing a cool and relaxed place where we could just hang out.

As a small parting thing i'd like to name some people, some who made me glad i was alive, and some who made me want to repeatedly smash a guitar against my head while screaming "WHY?!", but still people who made my time on the last few servers hell of a fun ride to be on.
Smooves (<-- all blame him)
Father Thé

And every Brazilian member around the end of 2012/start of 2013 who made each and every single staff member want to spear out their own intestines and hang themselves with them because even after 30 minutes of conversation we still hadn't a f**kING clue what you wanted :D

Forgive me if i miss anyone out, these are the names that instantly popped into my head. Its been fun guys. I'll be happy to speak to anyone on skype should they wish to.
And as good ol' Zlexy would say, gg no re.

P.S. Krusty Krab Klan shall reign and rule forever
Other / Re: Anime?
May 07, 2014, 01:30:36 AM
Quote from: Kaise123 on May 06, 2014, 10:33:11 PM
Quote from: DEADShotMartini on May 01, 2014, 02:04:49 AM
Quote from: Kaise123 on April 29, 2014, 09:34:35 AM
Anyone else have a MAL? Here's mine:
I do now :3 Here it is

We share a fair few Anime's xD What do you think of Black Bullet? I do want to watch that as soon as it's finished airing (I can't stream and would rather wait for it to come out :P)

Im doing that with Nisekoi, waiting for it to finish airing xD.

On Black Bullet, from what ive watched out of the 4 episodes, its very good, it has a very "The Last of Us" feel to it but with the lore it provides, i think 12 episodes isn't really going to be enough so i get the feeling its going to be somewhat rushed through but overall i think its great.
Other / Re: TV Shows
April 26, 2014, 06:21:07 PM
<-- Doesn't watch TV